Welcome to a whole new year! Check it out, we've got lots of big things cooking. Here are some predictions-- No, some promises-- for 2025:
Chicago will get so big in pop culture that restaurants put “Chicago-style” in all their recipes, ex. Chicago-style pudding or Chicago-style quiche lorraine.
A Panchiko Tiktok trend will push me to the very edge.
A new letter will be added to the alphabet, but not the one you’d expect.
Fortnite will create a new generation of furries the likes of which have never been seen before.
Self-care influencers will reinvent phrenology using terms like “Aurahead.”
There will be a new slang term “Wimbo” to use when you get owned. It stands for “Well, I might be owned.” The second-person version will be “Wumbo.” Your senator will say this.
Phantasy Star will finally return, but singularly as a 5/10 mobile gacha game.
The Elon Musk Nuclear Fallout. I am most confident on this one.
There will be a FNAF movie sequel DEI controversy, as Bonnie will be played by a black woman.
Soon will come the dramatic death of my friend’s hamster (He is pushing it).
And other incredible things.